Wednesday 1 October 2014


Turn and Show us what u got
So yesternight 2/3/2012, twitter user @joewmuchiri posted a few photos of what was apparently a wet t shirt contests going down at #thecircle. The circle is a Monthly event held every 1st Saturday of the month from midday, where upwardly mobile fellows hangout, according to their twitter page. I don't know what upwardly mobile really mean. Maybe it means, how a dick goes up during an erection...... the photos did cause alot of reaction amongst people most were positive but some were negative, those ugly ass girls who think they have got moral fibre
The one on the left sure does need braces
kikombe ya plastiki but then again titties always win
titties and a smile. nice
 For a better part of the night people were talking of how shameless these girls may be. well FYI, people gotta eat and education just aint for every one. Also these arent randon girls they are paid to do this i am totally waiting for it to be like in the states where random girls walk in and do it for fun and some prize money. Girls are always hate on how they have wearing bra, well here is achance to do so in public. waiting for the next one

There are many times when the woman in a relationship feels she is not with the right one. According to the ladies, they expect their man to understand exactly how they are feeling and compromise with the situation. But men just can’t get through with that. 

There are certain things boyfriend just doesn’t understand and this makes the woman feel so out of place. No doubt, women can at times be a little confused. But, this is not the point! Men just find it lazy to put themselves in their girlfriend’s shoes and understand the situation. Therefore, Boldsky has summarised some of the things a boyfriend just doesn’t understand in a woman.

If you are one of these guys under this category, then feel free to let us know if there are more things you have come across. Take a look at the 12 things we think that all boyfriends just don’t understand.

12) Twisted Questions

Women love to question their man from time to time and men just cannot see the real thing. Most women question their men deeply and men just never get what they are actually implying

11) Hints 

Ladies, if you are subtly hinting at your man for something, it is of no use, because they don’t have the power to read your mind! It is better to be up front and tell them what you want instead of beating around the bush.

10) Being Quiet

If something is in your head and want him to just magically know, it will never happen. This is one of the things your boyfriend doesn’t understand. He might just think you are sick!

9) Uncertain Decisions

This gets men confused all the time. Men just don’t take the pain to understand why their girls make uncertain decisions. Their reason is that women change their mind constantly, so why bother.

8) Mood Swings

Mood swings which happen just once in a month are usually never understood by men. This is one of the things your boyfriend doesn’t understand. If you have a woman in your life, understanding mood swings is important. Just like how women do it!

7) Their Headaches

The constant headaches is rather funny for men. According to men, women tend to have headaches for all the wrong reasons and they (men) are supposed to understand them and have a cure too.

6) When There is PMS 

The history of PMS gets rather contusing for men, as some of them feel that women PMS the entire month. What can be quite annoying is this – when a woman gets moody or angry, men conclude they are PMSing. This is definitely one of the things your boyfriend doesn’t understand.

5) Adjustment Problems 

All men agree that women are fussy natured which is why they find it hard to adjust to the environment. However, men should understand that women are not comfortable in adjusting to unhygienic conditions as men are used to!

4) Insecurities


One of the things your boyfriend doesn’t understand in women is their constant feeling of insecurity. According to men, no matter how truthful you are with her, she still feels she is hanging on a loose thread’.

3) Why They Crib All The Time

They seem to crib 24/7 and for all the reasons possible. This is one of the things your boyfriend will never seem to understand no matter what. Even at times, women ponder over this thought.

2) Interference

Interfering when you are not supposed to is something that most boyfriend don’t understand. When it is not your cup of tea, why interfere, that’s what a man feels.

1) Shopping Spree

The long hours wasted on shopping is one of the things no boyfriend understands when he is in a relationship with a woman.

Masaku 7s. part two; a k24 news anchor goes crazy in the middle of the road!!


6.15pm…


And before we continue,I must say that I AM DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED in Machakos as a town! God, Machakos is sooo small! So damn small! Hata afathali Githurai Kimbo.

Anyway,Madness continues…

Sonko and his nursery school theatrics is gone…I then walked over to Naivas to buy soda…

As I was going up the stairs into the supermarket, I saw people scattering…People moving out of the way…I panic for a minute and look back pensively…

Aaaaaah, Kumbe ni Governor wa Kibwezi, Kivutha Kibwana…..

His burly bodyguards brush past me…Lord,those Ninjas are huge! If they’d grab me,they’d probably swing me so hard and throw me all the way into 2016!!

Kivutha goes into Naivas too…And then he buys a NEWSPAPER!! A Newspaper!! Who buys a Newspaper at 7.23pm! In the evening! Where were You all day???

Linet is with Me. Sue sijui alienda wapi. Mike is too drunk to stand up. And Charles looks like 45 cabbages in Wakulima Market.

I walk around Naivas supermarket… aimlessly…looking for Coca Cola sodas. Linet wants a pizza!!

I tell her,” Ngoja turudi Nairobi. Utanunua Pizza za Machakos ukute zimepikwa na mihogo…”

Linet laughs out so loud…everyone stares at Us…Halafu Linet fell over to Me…hangs by my shouldera….laughing hard…”Ati Mihogo…Aki Cabuuuuuu!! Cabuuuuuuu”!!

She starts screaming my name aimlessly…And starts behaving like an overfed rat. I’m getting embarrassed now…

We grab a couple 2-litre bottle Coca Colas and head to the counter…

At the counter,we meet guy who looks like he had bought the Whole Naivas…His shopping cart was so full… kwanza ni zile za kusukuma…there was soooo much stuff in his shopping trolley…Mikate,Maziwa kumi,Pampers,Unga,Weetabix,sabuni…Juice…Two pieces of land…an old car,four cows a swimming pool…Haha

And then Linet,crazy as a dead monkey,looked up to the guy,whispering,” Sasa….”

The guy looked at her…smiled coyly and responded,”Poa….”

I just stood there…Looking at Linet and wondered,” How did I end up with this human being???”

Have You ever looked at Your friends sometimes and wondered,” Where did I meet this Mad People??”

Haha.

We paid for our Cokes and hurried out.

Outside,I checked my phone..My Whatsaap precisely. And Charles was blowing it up…

Ukp wapk

Uko waphj

Ukooooo wapffd

Shit! Mkppp

Mkoooopp

Fuck! Auto-coreectt mko wapijj

*wapiii??

Fala hiii mkopop??
Mkooo??

Kinaaaggf

Kubaaagfff

*Kubaff!

Charles had left over 20 messages on my Whatsaap. Asking me the SAME STUPID thing: Uko??

Haha…Clearly,He was having a Real Problem typing out the words.

“Tuko karivu na Naivas

*Karbi

Karimbu Ba natives

Nivea

Baiveas……sgit shit Naivas!

Karibu na Naivas?/!!!

Tunamangana

Shit! Tunamanga pizza.

Pizza. Tunamangamanga na pizza

Mkppo

Mkooo ????


I started typing out my answers…And then I realized my phone Keyboard was more mannerless than his!

Outside,the Carnival mood had set right in! Right in!

Cars were hooting from all corners…..I walked,nay,stumbled over to the Stadium gates and right behind them,some guy was selling condominiums from the back of his car…

“Nunua Codom.Nunua Codom hapa….Uwa mende ,Uwa panya…Oh,sorry,I mean…Codom Codom hapa…Aina yote…Kubwa,Dogo….Flavour yote iko…Banana,Stroooberi,Fanira,Mango…Chocorate..Githeri…Nunua Condoom …”

I walked up to him and said,”Yes,Kinuthia! Kùhana atia? Tuge onawe ní úkire??”

The Guy lights up and replies,”Aaaaahh eeeeh! jùkire wíra wa Kodomu….”

Aki Wakikuyu…Mungu anawaona.

I walked over to the other side…Linet trailing me…The Noise was unbearable…

The human traffic was getting thicker and thicker…And girls were getting more naked every single minute…

7.45 pm.

My sister called! Dammit!!

My sister was having HER BIRTHDAY PARTY Back in Nairobi. Same Day!!

“Uko?? Mnakam saa ngapi??” She asked!

Damn,Damn,Damn! I had TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT HER PARTY! TOTALLY.

“Kwani Uko?? Kuna kelele sana! Mmefika?? Wasee washafika ni nyinyi tunangoja!”

Gai Fafa.

WE MUST GO BACK TO NAIROBI. ABORT MISSION. WE MUST GO BACK TO NAIROBI. NOW!!!

Quickly, I gathered my team of FOUR,convinced them that We COULDN’T AFFORD to Miss My sister’s Bash. And asked them to kindly agree to go back to Nairobi.

They Agreed!! Yeeeeaaaaay!!!

8.03pm.

We left Machakos.

Lakini wapi,IT WAS A GRAND MISTAKE!

THE TRAFFIC JAM WAS SATANIC. As in,Satanic!

Barely 5 Kilometres after leaving Macha tao,We were caught up in the MOST SICKENING traffic Jam ever!!

From where I sat,I could see rows and rows of cars on the slim road…. the traffic was building up and by 10pm,NOBODY COULD USE THE MACHAKOS TOWN ROAD. NOBODY!!

Can You believe that,by 12 Midnight,We were still STUCK IN MACHAKOS???!!!*&%$??!!

Na tulianza safari 8.03!!

It was pure Hell. We got tired of warming our butts in the car and got out.

The crowds outside WERE GIGANTIC.

Man,People were strewn across the roads…Kama gunia za Mboga Marigiti.

And the Drinking went on…And On…

The traffic got so damn that guys shut their cars down,got out and started a party RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of the Road!!

Drinks flowed from All corners….

Music played from close to 100 cars along a stretch of 20 Kilometres plus…

Girls are now dancing and yelling and yelping! Guys are so wasted…..they are sleeping along the roadside.

People decided to make temporary tents…And because Most people had Maasai shukas and Bedcovers, People fell across the roads… Others to sleep…Others to try out things….

I saw a Range Rover Sport packed right next to a Bush. The doors were wide open…And a total of 4 Girls were all close to Near Naked….Kissing and Caressing and Licking and Locking and Kocking…

“Aaarrrghhh GET A ROOM!!!” Sue yelled at them….

“Get a LIFE!” They yelled back!!

“Fungeni Milangooo!” Sue yelled again!

“Funga Mdomooo!” They hollered back!

Hahaha. This girls had witty responses.

The numbers of couples kissing and making out…
scattered all over the road and bushes and roadsides was innumerable.

“CabuuuGaaaahhhh ” I heard some girl scream!

Gai,Whose that??

I looked closely and it was some random girl…I couldn’t remember where I saw her or how I knew her…

Until it hit me,this was Vanessa. An old friend…

She was in the company of around 6 Girls …And Vanessa was wearing such tiny clothes I could almost see her Red Blood cells…

I waved. She waved back and,stretching her arms wide,her mouth wide open,she ran over to me and grabbed me so damn tight I almost felt my veins rupture.

But I LOOOOVED the hug. And squeezed her harder than Larry Madowo squeezing answers from a Mpeketoni resident..

She grabbed me and started leading me away….

And as we walked down the road… I heard LOUD HOOTING and Car sirens!

Another Politician???

I looked back…And No,It was NOT A POLITICIAN.

It was the G.K PRISONS BUS and The Administration Police Bus too. And G.S.U officers.

Huge…Huge Buses. Full of Heavily-Armed Officers…Guns swinging from their shoulders… They were TIRED of being stuck in traffic…tired of the Noise,Madness…Debauchery.

And using the POWER OF GOVERNMENT Machinery,The POLICE OFFICERS,Who were close to 200,all got down and stated ORDERING the Wananchi vehicles to GIVE WAY.

“TOKA KWA BARABARA!!! TOKAAAA!! SONGESHA GARI! SONGESHA HUKOOOO!!!”"

More Officers flooded the road…Guns in hand…Boots banging hard onto the tarmac!

“Ondoa Hii Gari Hapa!! Tokeni Kwa Barbara!!! SONGAA!! Msichana SONGAA!!!”

And one by one, people moved their cars. It was hard. But serikali ikiongea imeongea.

It was now almost 1am PAST MIDNIGHT.

HUNDREDS of Cars were moved to the roadside….Others driven into bushes…Others driving into ditches…It was total chaos!!

And after enough Road was created,the POLICE OFFICERS and their G.S.U and PRISONS counterparts jumped into their buses and drove away!

Like a Boss!

And then as Vanessa grabbed my neck and started handling me like a plate of Mchele Ndengu,I heard someone yelling.

He was yelling hard and crazy! He was standing RIGHT in the Middle of the ROAD!!

He was surrounded by close to 15 Cars…He wouldn’t stop Yelling and banging cars and ordering people around…

“This is STUPID!!! STUPID!! What is wrong with Us?? Kenyans ,what is wrong with Us?? Dammit! We are ALL STUPID!! ALL OF US!!” He yelled ,banging cars. People’s cars.

“What is WRONG with You?? WHAT IS WROOONG with You?? What kind of drivers are You??? This TRAFFIC could have been avoided!! I have been here for 6 Hours!! For six hours!! This traffic could have been avoided!! What kind of drivers are You??? SHAME ON YOU,Man!!”

He kept screaming, banging cars,stomping his feet and shouting to the skies.

I looked close. Closer. Closer…Who is this guy?? And why is he so angry??

Everyone was now looking at him…staring at Him…

And then I realized who he was. It was a K24 News Anchor. I will Not reveal his Name. But EVERYONE who was there knows who he was….

Vanessa grabbed my hand,pulled me up and grabbed me right up to her bust.

I stood there. Not sure whether to be horny or confused.

She took my phone and put it off…

And gave me a cigarette. I told her I don’t smoke…

She told Me,”Stop being a Bitch….”

“But,seriously, I DONT SMOKE….”,I repeated to her….

“SHUT UP AND FOLLOW ME….” she barked….

“But….”

“No.SHUT UP!!” she commanded.

Its now almost 2am in the Morning. People are seated on the cars…Others are making out in bushes, others are lying beside the road… others are kissing…Others are dancing …Others are screaming at nothing and others are cuddling passionately…

Overpowered, I follow Vanessa to her Car….

Its Tuesday now and neither My siz nor Mike nor Charles,Sue or Linet is talking to Me. Four Days later!

But Vanessa is talking to Me…

Chronixx

It is fairly normal both locally and internationally to have  artistes take on issues that affect the political and social  interests of fellow  countrymen through music or utterances. They are presumed as the voice.
Juliani did  “Utawala”, Vybz Kartel did ‘Poor People’ and a number of artistes all over .However it is ridiculous when a top government delegate takes such issues personally.
That is exactly what is happening with Caribbean Sensation Singer Chronixx.
The ‘Here Comes Trouble’  Singer has trouble all over him after he took to the social media and posted  a caption hat criticized the Jamaican Government.
“Good morning Chronixx, you’re smiling! No, I’m laughing. I’m laughingat the Jamaica government! And the poor people who applaud them and hang orange and green flags outside their board houses and on trees planted on “capture land”. I’m laughing at this dumb government who have never erected a live music venue in honor of reggae music even though it is the only reason why people is still visiting this beautiful island of bankruptcy. I’m laughing because I know something hat ‘they don’t know’.”
The post prompted a much free will response from Jamaica’s Culture
Minister Lisa Hanna who replied on her instagram saying;
“I love your music and your passion; however, I want to remind you that both yourself and other artistes are benefiting today from the trade agreements now in place for cultural and creative services. Just a moment ago, I concluded a meeting on foreign trade for cultural services, as already many of our cultural goods have zero tariffs for international trade. I have personally called you and left messages on your phone – and never get a response – because I would like to hear your ideas that can be implemented. Stop blaming and lumping ‘all’ politicians together, it is unfair and untrue. Blessed love.”
Maybe his “Access” was not “Granted” in this.
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Kamanda wa Polisi mkoa wa Mbeya, Ahmed Msangi.
Na Mwandishi wetu
MWINJILISTI wa Kanisa la Baptist, lililopo halmshauri ya Busokelo wilayani Rungwe, mkoani Mbeya, Ambumbulwisye Mwasomola (35), ameuawa kwa kupigwa na mchi kichwani na mtu aliyekuwa akimuombea.
Kwa mujibu wa watu walioshuhudia tukio hilo wanadai aliyekuwa akiombewa alikuwa na tatizo la akili.
Kamanda wa Polisi mkoa wa Mbeya, Ahmed Msangi, alisema tukio hilo limetokea Septemba 27, mwaka huu majira ya saa tano usiku
Msangi alisema tukio hilo lilitokea katika kijiji cha Lukasi, kata ya Lwangwa, tarafa ya Busokelo ambapo mtuhumiwa aliyehusika ni Swalapo Mwaisanila (56) ambaye ni mgonjwa wa akili
Alisema mtuhumiwa huyo alichukua mchi na kumpiga nao Mwinjilisti huyo wakati akijaribu kumuombea hali iliyosababisha kifo chake
Alisema baada ya tukio hilo polisi wamemkamata mtuhumiwa na taratibu mbalimbali zinaendelea ili kumfikisha katika vyombo kisheria
Katika tukio jingine mkazi wa Mwanavala wilayani Mbarali aliyefahamika kwa jina moja la Kabote ameuawa kwa kuchomwa mikuki sehemu mbalimbali za mwili wake kwa kushindwa kulipa sh 500 alizokuwa akidai
Marehemu alikuwa akidaiwa kiasi hicho cha fedha na mmiliki wa kilabu cha pombe za kienyeji, Nyamaniengo Kinanga, baada ya kunywa pombe
Kamanda Msangi, alisema tukio hilo limetokea Septemba 28, tano usiku wakati marehemu akinywa pombe kwenye kilabu cha mtuhumiwa
Alibainisha kuwa baada ya marehemu kushindwa kulipa fedha hizo na mtuhumiwa aliamua kumchoma na mkuki
Kutokana na tukio hilo watu 13, wanashikiliwa na polisi kwa mahojiano kwakuwa baada ya marehemu kushindwa kulipa fedha hiyo walianza kumkimbiza huku wakipiga kelele.
Msangi alisema msako unafanyika ili kuwakamata watuhumiwa wengine akiwemo waliokimbia mara baada ya tukio
Americans generally view Nelson Mandela as a hero and Fidel Castro as a villain. Mandela saw things differently.
The South African leader’s nationalist and anti-imperialist stances collided head on with the world’s superpower and gave him a lot in common with its Cuban archenemy. Mandela embraced the former Cuban dictator because he opposed apartheid and represented the aspirations of Third World nationalists that the United States undermined across the globe during the Cold War.
As it did for many leftists in the Global South, the Cuban Revolution’s triumph in 1959 inspired Mandela. Charged with the task of starting a guerrilla army in 1961, he looked to the writings of Cuban Communists for guidance.
“Any and every source was of interest to me,” Mandela wrote in his 2008 autobiography. “I read the report of Blas Roca, the general secretary of the Community Party of Cuba, about their years as an illegal organization during the Batista regime. In Commando, by Deneys Reitz, I read of the unconventional guerrilla tactics of the Boer generals during the Anglo-Boer War. I read works by and about Che Guevara, Mao Tse-tung, Fidel Castro.”
Mandela’s admiration for the Cuban Revolution only grew with time. Cuba under Castro opposed apartheid and supported the African National Congress -- Mandela's political organization and the current ruling party. Mandela credited Cuba’s military support to Angola in the 1970s and 1980s with helping to debilitate South Africa’s government enough to result in the legalization of the ANC in 1990.
The U.S. government, on the other hand, reportedly played a role in Mandela’s 1962 arrest and subsequently branded him a terrorist -- a designation they only rescinded in 2008. In 1986, President Ronald Reagan vetoed the Anti-Apartheid Act.
Given this history, it shouldn’t be surprising that Mandela remained sharply critical of the United States into his later life. When the George W. Bush administration announced plans to invade Iraq in 2003, Mandela said: “If there’s a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care.”
Shortly following his release after 27 years as a political prisoner in 1990, Mandela visited Cuba to express his gratitude, calling Castro’s Revolution “a source of inspiration to all freedom-loving people.”
"We admire the sacrifices of the Cuban people in maintaining their independence and sovereignty in the face of a vicious, imperialist-orchestrated campaign," Mandela said during the visit, according to the Los Angeles Times. "We, too, want to control our own destiny.”
During a public event in Havana, Mandela asked Castro to visit South Africa.
“Who trained our people, who gave us resources, who helped so many of our soldiers, our doctors?” Mandela said. “You have not come to our country -- when are you coming?”
None of this went down well with the Cuban exile community in the United States, most of whom fled the dictatorship in the early 1960s. Even before Mandela’s visit to Cuba, Castro’s opponents in South Florida fumed over the praise Mandela heaped on the island’s Communist dictator. When Mandela came to speak against apartheid in Miami in 1990, five Cuban-American mayors signed a letter criticizing him for his pro-Castro comments.
The pressure prompted the local government to snub Mandela, canceling an official welcome of the recently released leader.
In response, black leaders boycotted the Miami tourist industry until 1993, according to the Miami Herald.
Despite protest from Cuban Americans and criticism from those who pointed to human rights abuses in Cuba, Castro and Mandela continued their warm relationship, with Mandela saying he wouldn’t turn his back on those who had opposed apartheid. Castro took Mandela up on his offer to visit in 1994, when he traveled to attend Mandela’s inauguration as South Africa’s first black president.
Mandela passed away on Thursday at the age of 95.

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